Zero Days

The Zero Days shirt is a clean, in-universe design for proud representatives of the HCSA, the Hive City Safety Authority. Featuring the ever-reassuring reminder that it has been zero days since our last invasion, this shirt captures the spirit of a workforce committed to readiness, resilience, and maintaining operational continuity in a dynamic urban environment. It is the perfect badge of office for those who understand that while external disruptions may occur, our shared responsibility to defend the hive remains firmly in place.

Presented in the finest calm, HR-aligned corporate tone imaginable, this design is equal parts satire, morale piece, and conversation starter. Ideal for anyone who enjoys the look of official department apparel with just enough dystopian workplace charm to make it memorable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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